POLL WARS
The nation is keeping score. Grapple the news cycle, bank votes for your party, and outrun the headlines.
Red vs Blue political ragebait. Pick a side.
A game of chicken between you and the news cycle.
One nation, one scoreboard
Every run by every player moves a live Red-vs-Blue national vote. You're not chasing a high score — you're chasing history.
Hold. Swing. Steal votes.
One thumb. Hold to grapple a news drone, release to slingshot forward, and outrun the Breaking News wall closing in behind you.
18 parody caricatures
Nine for Red, nine for Blue. Pick your fighter — or defect to the other side and take your loyalty with you.
Daily rally
Your first run each day banks double votes. Show up, represent, and drag your side up the board while the other one sleeps.
Cartoon carnage, tasteful satire.
Political satire. All characters are original parody caricatures of public figures — no real photos, no real quotes, no endorsement or affiliation, and both sides get the same treatment. Poll Wars is a work of comedic commentary. It does not represent the views of any person depicted. Just high scores.